From Princeton and North via US 1
Take US 1 south past I-95/295. In about a mile the road forks. Take the right hand fork (US 1 alt.). Pass the Lawrence Shopping Center on your right. Keep going until you hit a traffic circle. Take the second exit off of the circle. (If you picture a clock, you are entering at 6:00. Get off at 1:00.) Go to the third traffic light. There is a Hess gas station on the corner. Turn right onto N. Olden Avenue Extension. Go past 5 traffic lights (past Route 31). Jeff the Printer is on your left in a strip center next to McDonald's.

From Princeton and North via US 206
Take US 206 south past Rider University. At the first traffic light past Rider, turn right onto Eggert's Crossing Road. Go to the end and turn left onto Ewingville Road. At the third traffic light (PNC Bank on corner) turn right onto North Olden Avenue Extension. Go past the traffic light at Route 31. Jeff the Printer is on your left in a strip center next to McDonald's.

From Yardley and South via I-95
Take I-95 across the Delaware River. Get off at the second exit in New Jersey (cleverly marked Exit 2), and turn right off of the exit. Go to the first traffic light and turn left. Keep following that road - it will make a sharp turn to the right. Go past Ewing High School on your left. At the next traffic light bear left onto North Olden Avenue Extension. Jeff the Printer is on your right in a strip center just past McDonald's.

From Morrisville and South via US 1
Take US 1 across the Delaware River. In approximately 2 miles take the Olden Avenue Exit. (It is a LEFT exit.) At the traffic light at the bottom of the ramp turn left onto North Olden Avenue. In about 2 miles you will reach Route 31. Go past the traffic light at Route 31. Jeff the Printer is on your left in a strip center next to McDonald's

From Robbinsville and East
Take I-195 west until it turns into Route 129 north. Route 129 will run you directly onto US 1 north. In approximately 1 mile take the Olden Avenue Exit. (It is a LEFT exit.) At the traffic light at the bottom of the ramp turn left onto North Olden Avenue. In about 2 miles you will reach Route 31. Go past the traffic light at Route 31. Jeff the Printer is on your left in a strip center next to McDonald's

From Juneau, Alaska
Take the Alaska Ferry to Vancouver. Fly to Seattle via Northwest Airlines. Ascend the Space Needle. Assuming there is enough visibility (in Seattle??!!) face just south of east and Jeff the Printer is directly in front of you.